nitrosplicer:

This picture of a bunch of college kids trying to keep from getting busted by the police is like something from a baroque painting

andrewlloydwebber:

some woman on the street below just hit an operatic high c and then screamed “i’ll fucking kick your ass”

thegrandelusa:

the-emef:

ob2komario:

birdschoolforbirds:

birdschoolforbirds:

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

Fact:

They actually did that.

cannot. stop. laughing.

Lizzy.

blackbeardvii:

maxvista:

whiskey-warrior:

queenciityconfidential:

maxvista:

sonoanthony:

Niggas can’t remember their girls fav color but know by heart every episode goku went up a super saiyan level

My girl ain’t never saved the human race

My girl was never there afterschool when I was lonely with no friends, Goku was

$10 says Goku never sucked your dick, neither.

^ $10 says you can mind your business. what me and goku do is between me and goku.